no fucking flashy or he die (srsly tag epilepsy)

i-m-a-weird-person:

nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

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chubbyyprincess:

Orh fuck

chubbyyprincess:

Orh fuck

maggieandtheferociousbeast:

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

new fav insult

englishpracticenow:

commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.

spyroflame0487:

donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong

myanacondawaswayup:

*leans over to guy in urinal next to me*

what’s better than this, guys being dudes

My Paralyzed Pokémon: *Paralyzed, can't attack*
Opponent's Paralyzed Pokémon: *Runs a marathon* *Does a backflip* *Starts breakdancing* *Attacks*